It’s back-to-school time at local colleges, and I don’t mind admitting I get kind of sentimental remembering those halcyon days at ol’ Kegger U. Cutting 8 a.m. classes, pulling all-nighters, forging fake IDs – they’re all happy memories of my higher education.
For those who missed Dean Wormer’s speech at freshman orientation, I remind the Animal House boys out there … Read the rest
I remember the Ballantine scoreboard in right-center at Connie Mack Stadium.
I remember Ballantine Blasts by Wes Covington and Johnny Callison.
And I remember vendors with heavy cases of bottles, climbing through the steep left field bleachers yelling, “Hey getcha cold beer!”
Yo, beer man! Over here!
Ballantine and Wes and Johnny are gone from Philly. So too, sadly, is … Read the rest
The Jersey shore, birthplace of some of America’s most important cultural institutions (notably the Miss America bikini scholarship pageant and the death-defying Steel Pier Diving Horse) is also home to one of America’s noblest beer-drinking innovations.
I refer, of course, to the old seven-beers-for-a-buck deal at Somers Point’s Anchorage Tavern. This buzz-inducing bargain – surpassed only by the complimentary drinks … Read the rest
Dude, take a hit of some strange brew.
It’s hemp beer, man. Made with the same seeds used to grow marijuana, it’s nonetheless legal and available in sixpacks (not blunts) at your corner deli. The brew, called Hempen Ale, is a brown ale from Maryland’s Frederick Brewing, the maker of Blue Ridge beers.
And, no, it won’t get you high. … Read the rest
You know that nightmare where you’re back in school, sitting in geometry class for the final exam and you’re in a sweaty panic because, geez, you skipped every class that semester?
Well it came true last week for Joe Sixpack, and I’m still shaking with fear.
Somehow, I found myself nervously sharpening my No. 2 pencil at Budweiser Beer School, … Read the rest
Attention. The following is an Official Joe Sixpack Heat Advisory:
With temperatures approaching the 100-degree mark, sizzled citizens risk severe health problems unless they drink ample liquids. Heat exhaustion, heat stroke and the dreaded dry mouth are potentially severe consequences should you ignore this advisory.
If you are reading this from the comfort of a barstool, stay put. … Read the rest
Remember Ortlieb’s Beer? I can still taste the gassy belch left over from the last time the warm dregs from a 16-ounce can drained down my throat.
Forget the thin, fizzy taste, though. Mention “Ortlieb’s” around town, and you’re likely to be met with a smile of nostalgia. Old-timers remember when it and Schmidt’s were king in the city; baby-boomers … Read the rest
Contrary to the current headlines, the biggest decision most guys have each weekend is not between the blondes and brunettes at the local strip club.
Instead, it more often involves which beer to drink for the next two days.
Thus, on a Thursday evening not long ago, four healthy, potent males (Joe Sixpack included) headed down Spring Garden Street to … Read the rest
Softball season is here, sports fans, so it’s time to consider one of the great mysteries of the game. And, no, I don’t mean why do girls throw like girls.
Joe Sixpack is puzzled more by the proper beer to consume during and/or after seven semi-sweaty innings of softball.
This is a huge concern for the ballplayer confronted with a … Read the rest
Jim Koch, the brewery owner whose familiar voice is as smooth as single-barrel whiskey, is on the phone after a day of meetings in Boston. A variety sixpack of his Samuel Adams beers sits in front of him, and he can’t wait to sample a few of them – quality control, you know.
“I’ll drink anything. I’m interested in any … Read the rest