Yearly Archives: 2003

Why do you think they call it getting ‘stoned?’

FROM SAM Calagione, the exotic flavorings czar at Dogfish Head in Delaware, to Greg Koch, the “arrogant bastard” at Stone Brewing in California who dares you to choke down his intensely hopped ales, brewers can be a crazed bunch of characters.

This week, I stumbled across a brewer who has rocks in his head.

That would be Larry Horwitz, the soon-to-be-departing brewer at Manayunk Brewing Co.

Horwitz will be moving up the road to Iron Hill’s North Wales brewpub when it opens early next year. On the way out the door, he’s been cooking up a few over-the-top beers that he’d always wanted to tackle:

A framboise (raspberry) ale fermented with the famous, sour-tasting yeast from Belgium’s Rodenbach. A hugely hopped “super lager” that he’s hoping will remind drinkers of Swiss Samichlaus. A barrel-aged version of his hot-selling porter. A bottled version of barleywine (actually brewed by his predecessor) that’s been sitting in a Jack Daniel’s barrel for two years.

And then there’s those rocks – red-hot lava rocks – that are the secret ingredient in an Old World brew known as “stein beer.” That’s “stein,” as in the German word for “stone.” And, no, stone beer is not some fable from your twisted childhood.

Instead, the heated stones actually help cook the lager.

Yeah, I know, we’ve got microwaves and efficient, gas-fueled furnaces now. But in the old days, when the Coors twins weren’t even a sparkle in their daddy ‘s eye, brewers had to contend with the difficulty of heating huge wooden vats of liquid without burning the vat to the ground.

One method favored by some Bavarian brewers was hot rocks, which – judging by what went on one morning this week on the Manayunk riverside deck – won’t score any points with the inspectors from OSHA.

There was Horwitz stoking a blaze, raging with broken oak pallets. “I love fire,” he said, a suspicious, pyro gleam in his eye.

“We thought we’d invite the public and throw a party,” he continued, handing me one of the aforementioned bourbon-cured barleywines. “But instead we decided to try it out first and make sure we don’t have a disaster.”

Hell, that’s why I was there in the first place.

I’ve visited breweries where the whole process is automated, from mashing to filtration. It’s about as gripping as punching in an ATM transaction.

Stein beer, by contrast, sounded positively medievel.

“Plus,” Horwitz assured me, “there’s a very high chance of personal injury.”

Which no doubt explains why Horwitz let his assistants – Al Leonberger, Bill Young and Anuj Kale – do much of the work. Hell, he even dragged in Bob Davis, a former Weyerbacher brewer who’s headed to the Red Bell brewpub at the other end of Main Street.

Together, they were the first brewers to attempt a stein beer in Philadelphia ‘s storied brewing history.

(OK, I’m not certain about this claim to fame. My assumption is based on the following facts: 1. Stein beer is almost exclusively lager. 2. Lager was not brewed in Philadelphia till the 1840s. 3. By then, iron vats and copper tuns were widely available. 4. Only one modern-era American brewery, the Bosco’s brewpub chain in Memphis and Nashville, regularly brews stone beer.)

With the fire raging (did I mention the gleam in Horwitz’s eyes?), a bucket of rocks was lowered onto the coals. Horwitz had planned to use shale pulled from the nearby Schuylkill, but that brainstorm was canned when an early test showed those rocks tended to explode when heated. Instead, he bought a batch of lava rocks, like the ones that sizzle when you spit on ’em in the sauna.

The fire was hot enough to melt the aluminum, leading Davis to confidently pronounce that the heat was up to 500 degrees.

Nearby, a vat formerly used by Yards Brewing as an open fermenter (basically, a huge steel bathtub) was partially filled with a copper-colored Vienna lager mixture.

Horwitz manned one end of a levered pole, like a see-saw, and raised the bucket from the flames.

A stone or two dropped from a singed hole in the bottom. He quickly maneuvered the bucket to the vat and dunked it into the liquid.

A mass of steam rose, the smell of caramelized wort – a glorious aroma not unlike toasted marshmallows – filled the air.

The sun broke through the clouds. I think I heard angels sing.

I took another sip from my barleywine.

And the stein beer? Well, we won’t get a taste of that for another two or three months. Word is the caramelization should soften the taste of this lager.

Waiting for a taste seems like a pretty decent way to greet 2004.

 Joe Sixpack, by Staff Writer Don Russell, was written this week with a glass of Victory Hop Wallop.

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Rudolph’s family sues Bethlehem’s Brew Works

RUDOLPH THE red-nosed reindeer had a very good lawyer.

And if you ever had any doubts, check out what happened to Bethlehem Brew Works.

Like most brewpubs, Bethlehem has its own version of Christmas ale. It’s deep red, spiced with cinnamon and nutmeg, and chimes in at 9.5 percent alcohol. Brewer Jeff Fegley said, “When you smell the beer, you think Christmas.”

The beer, like all those at the brewpub, had been available on draft only. But last year, the family-run pub figured the Christmas beer would be perfect to launch its new line of bottled brews.

“It was only natural,” Fegley said. “After all, Bethlehem is ‘the Christmas City.’ ”

The brewpub contracted Weyerbacher Brewing in nearby Easton to brew and bottle the ale.

All they needed was a name.

Originally, they’d just called it Christmas Ale. But the brewpub wanted something snappier, so it held a name-the-beer contest. It received more than 200 entries, and the winner got dinner and a free growler filled with the ale.

The name: Rudolph’s Reserve.

Looking back on it, Fegley said, “We could’ve probably gotten away with it if it weren’t for the label.”

The label, by Maryland artist Robert C. Matteson, depicts St. Nick pulling a bottle from Rudolph’s saddle. It’s a witty caricature, even if Rudolph looks a bit spooked about Santa’s claws.

But Rudolph’s lawyer quickly put an end to the fun.

In a dispute first reported by Easton’s Express-Times, the brewpub found itself holding one of those tough-sounding “cease and desist” letters intended to shake the tinsel off your tree. An attorney identifying himself as a representative of the Rudolph Co. said Bethlehem had infringed on its trademark.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer a registered trademark?

In fact, Rudolph was created in 1939 by a copywriter at the old Montgomery Ward department store in Chicago. The writer, Robert L. May, came up with Rudolph and his nose for a Christmastime promotional booklet.

“Most people think Rudolph and Santa have been together forever,” said May’s daughter, Virginia Herz. “My father’s story was an amazing contribution to the lore of Christmas.”

Herz said that in 1946, Montgomery Ward returned Rudolph’s trademark rights to her father. Three years later, his brother-in-law, songwriter Johnny Marks, wrote the familiar holiday tune.

The tale became a permanent part of American culture when Burl Ives narrated the famously kitschy, 1964 animated film.

May died in 1976, but his family retained rights to the image through the Rudolph Co.

The gist of the letter, Fegley said, was that the brewery would have to remove any image of “a red-tipped nose on any deerlike animal.”

(By the way, Rudolph’s Reserve isn’t the only beer named for Santa’s favorite pet. Cropton Brewery in Yorkshire, England, brews Rudolph’s Revenge, whose label depicts a deerlike animal with a red-tipped nose. No word on whether Cropton has encountered Rudolph’s lawyer.)

Said Fegley: “Our lawyer mentioned that they had even gone after someone who had a picture of a cow with a red nose and antlers, and pressured them out of using the image. It was depicting an image that was degrading the Rudolph image. ”

It’s not hard to understand why the trademark owners would be touchy. Rudolph is foremost a kiddies’ favorite.

And then there’s that crimson honker, a bulbous shiner that puts W.C. Fields’ schnozz to shame.

Said Herz: “The red nose was never meant to be associated with inebriation.”

As for Bethlehem’s version, Fegley said, “There wasn’t any rude or crude use of the name. It wasn’t like we were depicting a drunken Rudolph stumbling.

“It was a bit frustrating, but I kind of understand. When you have a trademark, you have to go after everyone that has some likeness.”

Rather than pay a royalty, Bethlehem agreed it would stop using the name. This year’s batch of 500 cases will become collectors’ items; next year, it’ll be brewed with a different name and label.

“It’s not a do-or-die situation for us,” Fegley said. “We’re just a brewpub. It’s not worth it to us to fight.”

So, how’s it taste?

This is one of those highly spiced brews that make you think you’re drinking Red Zinger tea with a kick. The ale, backed by three different Belgian yeasts, comes through nicely, though, for a festive holiday flavor.

Fegley suggests letting the bottle warm up to about 50 degrees. Then sip it beside a fire, maybe on one foggy Christmas Eve.

 Beer radar

In the spirit of religious diversity, word arrives from Shmaltz Brewing that its kosher He’brew, the Chosen Beer, is now available in six-packs. Look for Genesis Ale (the “first creation”) and Messiah Bold (“the beer you’ve been waiting for”).

On Tuesday, founder Jeremy Cowan will be winding up his 40 days and 40 nights wandering beer tour of America with a tasting at Monk’s (16th and Spruce streets, Center City) . . . Victory Brewing in Downingtown will unveil a new flavor next week. It’s Hop Wallop . . . Somebody at Kalamazoo Brewing sure must like stout. The maker of Bell’s beers produces, by my count, at least five different dark ones: Java Stout, Kalamazoo Stout, Cherry Stout, Expedition Stout and Special Double Cream Stout.

 Calendar

Tonight: Drink Pynk at McGlinchey’s (15th and Spruce streets, Center City). Taste the new, pink, Belgian-style ale from Yards and win free gifts. No cover. 6-8 p.m. 215-735-1259.

Tomorrow: SantaFest at Sugar Mom’s Church Street Lounge (225 Church St., Old City). Finish up your holiday shopping and enjoy seasonal brews at this annual craft show. No cover. 1-6 p.m. 215-925-8219.

 Joe Sixpack, by Staff Writer Don Russell, was written this week with a glass of Winter Koninck.

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Will the Eagles’ new stadium be too nice?

SEATTLE – Eagles fans have seen their future and it is . . . nice.

Maybe too nice.

Hundreds arrived here yesterday in waves of green, anxious to watch the Birds continue their march to the playoffs. They got a good look at the NFL’s newest palace, the state-of-the-art Seahawks Stadium – and a chance to imagine what’s in store for Philadelphia at Lincoln Financial Field.

“If the Linc is only half this good,” said Shawn Stevens, a Malvern resident who, like scores of others in Section 106, wore a No. 5 McNabb jersey, “I’ll be thrilled. “

Seattle’s brand-new facility is a place where the concourses are wide and the men’s room line is short. It is a stadium where the grass is green and the hot dogs aren’t.

Eagles fans, accustomed to crowded, urine-soaked conditions in the 700 level, marveled at a clean food court where they sell barbecue and latte.

“What’s that? ” I heard one mook from Shunk Street say, pointing to a maintenance worker carrying a long stick with bristles at the end.

“Not sure. I think it’s a broom,” said his buddy.

In the men’s room, I swear I had to stop one guy wearing a Birds sweatshirt when he started unzipping in front of a sink.

“No, no,” I told him, pointing to a row of sparkling urinals nearby. “Over there. “

Kidding aside, Eagles fans seemed unaccustomed to such creature comforts.

“No comparison,” said Mark Michael, a fan from Rising Sun, Md., when asked how the place ranks next to the Eagles’ home in South Philly. “It’s just so nice. “

The place has it all: giant high-def TV screens above the end zones, an excellent sound system, a view of the city skyline, cup-holders at every seat.

Inside, the beer vendor not only sells hefeweizen, he knows how to pronounce it. One of them, a local favorite named Scooter, hands out business cards that identify himself as “Chief Beverage Officer. ” Page him on his personal beer-line, and he’ll show up in your section with a cold one.

“Nice. “

It was the word of the day, usually pronounced wistfully, with the jaw hanging in wonder.

“It’s a little too nice, if you ask me,” said John Mach of Germantown, Md.

“I mean, fans here just aren’t the same,” he continued. “They see me wearing green, and they say, ‘Have a nice game. ‘ “

In Philly, of course, out-of-town colors are greeted profanely.

More to the point, Seahawks fans are decidedly indifferent about their team. The upper reaches were dotted with hundreds of empty seats.

That’s partly because this is not a pro football town. Seattle gets more excited about the latest flavor of decaf at Tully’s than its terrific running back, Shaun Alexander. The local paper devoted more space to Division 4A high school playoffs than to yesterday’s matchup with the best team in the NFC.

“The [University of Washington] Huskies draw 72,000, win, lose or draw,” said Seattle Post-Intelligencer sports writer Angelo Bruscas. “And for a while, there were waiting lists for Seahawks seats.

“But ever since [former owner Ken] Behring tried to move the team to California, they left in droves. In this city, you only fill the stadium when you win. “

That won’t be a problem when the Eagles move into their new stadium next year. But that’s not what has me worried.

After spending an afternoon in this polished venue, I wonder if the Eagles’ fans will lose that gritty edge. When they finally get their taste of luxury, will we have the same fury, the same in-your-face attitude that makes us feared around the league?

Or will Eagles fans go soft when they can’t pee in the sinks? *

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‘Tis the season for Mad Elf – and it’s hard to find

SANTA CLAUS made his first appearance of the season yesterday at the end of the Thanksgiving parade, but if he was looking to bring joy to the hearts of local beer drinkers, he was too late.

One of his own elves beat him to the punch.

I refer, of course, to the The Mad Elf, the holiday ale from Troegs Brewing in Harrisburg. If this is not the best new beer I’ve guzzled this year, it’s definitely the early favorite to sweep the Blow Your Socks Off division. And I’m not alone in that estimation.

In the days after it was bottled on Oct. 27, beer distributors were besieged by a fevered run that cleared every single case off the shelves within 48 hours of delivery. Retailers reported numerous instances of customers ordering the beer weeks before delivery, and then showing up and filling their Toyotas with a half-dozen cases at a time.

A full month before Christmas, it is almost entirely gone. If you don’t believe me, try to find a case. The brewery bottled about 2,500 cases – an average run for a specialty ale from a micro. Since this was just the second year for Mad Elf (last season, it was it was sold in kegs only), the brewery wasn’t certain how well it would sell.

“We figured we’d make enough to send two to five cases to each distributor, that would be enough,” said Chris Trogner, who runs the brewery with his brother, John. “The plan was to put out enough bottles to sell from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

“I don’t even think we made it to Thanksgiving.”

The first cases went quickly.

Matt Guyer from the Beer Yard in Wayne, for example, pre-sold every one of his cases before they even crossed the county line.

Almost immediately, distributors began calling for more. And not just a few more; they wanted 30 or 50 extra cases.

That’s all by word of mouth, too. Troegs doesn’t advertise. It chatted up the beer in its monthly newsletter and its Web site. There was a good buzz about it at online beer-rating sites like BeerAdvocate.Com.

“We were getting a dozen calls a day from distributors looking for more. I got a call from one guy who drove down to Allentown from Scranton and bought 14 cases,” Trogner said. “It just blindsided us.”

I’ve only seen one other frenzy like it: the 1999 release of Dogfish Head World Wide Stout, the record-breaking big-alcohol brew from Delaware.

Dogfish Head is well known for its huge beers.

Troegs, on the other hand, has a reputation for making nice versions of standard ales: a crisp pilsner, a well-balanced amber, a meaty stout. Until now, its goofy-named double bock, Troegenator, was the closest the brewery got to “extreme.”

The Mad Elf doesn’t just push the envelope, it rips it to shreds.

It’s brewed with honey and tart cherries, but those flavors hardly dominate. They’re like the Pips behind Gladys Knight.

And Gladys? Well, she’s seducing you with what seems like ginger and cloves but is actually the spice from two strains of Belgian yeast. Think of fruitcake, but not the one made by your Aunt Bertha. This one feels like it’s been spiked with a cask of crisp winesap cider, or maybe just a forgotten can of Frank’s Black Wishniak that just reached its expiration date.

The dark, ruby-colored beer doesn’t pour with much of a head, but that’s no big deal. Serve it in a wide-mouth goblet and enjoy the aroma. Oh, and hold onto something while you’re drinking: It rings the bell at 11 percent alcohol.

“John and I collectively just thought of what would be an interesting beer for the season,” said Chris. “There’s definitely an influence of Belgian. [Rodenbach Alexander?] But we weren’t really aiming for a specific style. We just talked about what we would like to drink during the holidays.”

To me, that’s craft-made beer at its finest: Forget about focus groups or adhering only to stylistic guidelines. Make a beer you’d like to drink, and hope your customers will enjoy it, too.

Only next time, make a little more of it.

For those who missed the bottles, keep an eye out for The Mad Elf on tap at area specialty beer bars after Dec. 15. I’ll give you the heads-up when I find out where it’s being poured.

About the label: The Mad Elf was sketched by the guys at the brewery, then finished off by a Harrisburg freelance artist named Ryan Bowman.

Troegs ran into a few problems with the feds, who initially questioned the brewing process and the wording on the label. Increasingly concerned about the formulation of liquor-spiked malternatives like Bacardi Silver, they wanted to know exactly how much of the beer’s alcohol was derived from honey and cherry. Only about a tenth of the alcohol, it turns out.

 Beer bellies

Coors is jumping onto the low-carb bandwagon with Aspen Edge. It’ll join the wildly successful Michelob Ultra, along with Rolling Rock Green Light and F.X. Matt’s Accel, at a health spa near you. Labatt, meanwhile, is testing Sterling north of the border, and Miller is expected to cough up something.

The fitness craze is spreading to malternatives, too. Something called Thin Ice, flavored with Splenda sugar substitute, claims it has just one gram of carbs. (FYI for weight-watchers: Vodka, gin and whiskey have ZERO carbs.)

Not that anyone asked, but here’s a sixpack of low-carb beers you won’t be seeing:

  1. Iron City Gutless.
  2. Guinness Slim.
  3. Sam Adams’ Abs.
  4. Colt 4.5g.
  5. Heineskim.
  6. Duff Buff.

 Beer radar

It takes a lot of beer to extinguish the fire after a mouthful of spicy pad Thai. That’s one possible reason Singha, the famous lager from Bangkok, is now available in 12-packs . . . Watch out for re-pours at the Linc. People Paper staffer Jim Nolan broke the news last month that some vendors were serving beer in used cups to fool the concessionaire’s inventory-counters, enabling them to pocket the extra bucks. Though several vendors were arrested with large wads of cash, my sources tell me it’s still happening.

Demand a clean plastic cup!

 Joe Sixpack, by Staff Writer Don Russell, was written this week with a bottle of Affligem Noel.

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Colleges spewing bilge from both sides of their mouths

FOR SHEER FRAUD, there’s nothing like the way college campuses treat alcohol.
On the one hand, they moan about keg parties by focusing anti-alcohol messages on the evils of so-called binge drinking. Never mind that bingeing, as defined by the eggheads at Harvard, is a mere five beers in one evening, and that drinking yourself to death – as much as we might try – is a rarity.

And never mind that by banning liquor, they chase their students off campus and force them to drive home from parties. What the beer-bashers would like to do is tighten the completely unrealistic 21-year-old drinking age and banish what is an important cultural rite of passage: drinking with your college pals.

And on the other hand?

Well, it’s kinda busy right now, grabbing dough from America’s brewing industry.

Every year, beer-makers spend gazillions advertising during televised sporting events – much of it pocketed by colleges.

According to statistics compiled by the Center on Alcohol Marketing and Youth, beer producers spent $27 million advertising during March Madness in 2002 alone. The hoops tourney had more alcohol ads (939) than the Super Bowl, World Series and Monday Night Football combined.

It’s not just during basketball. The ads are a constant presence every Saturday afternoon during college football broadcasts, too. And if you crack open a program book during one of those games, you’ll find even more beer ads – $58 million worth last year, according to the center.

All those ads, says the new Campaign for Alcohol-Free Sports TV, undercut the warnings that educators are trying to spread about underage and binge drinking. In the campaign’s kickoff this week, college coaching legends Dean Smith of North Carolina and Tom Osborne of Nebraska called on college presidents to urge their conferences and the NCAA to remove alcohol ads from televised college sports events.

“The fact that these ads run on college sports puts college administrations in a duplicitous position,” said George Hacker, director of the alcohol policies project at the Center for Science in the Public Interest, which is organizing the campaign.

“On the one hand, they’re taking money from beer promoters. Then, on the other, they’re telling students to lay off the juice. ”

You know, I’ve gotta agree.

Yes it’s true, as the beer industry notes, that the majority of college sports fans are on the legal side of 21.

But it’s fair to say that, if you’re going to yammer about the dangers of alcohol, you really oughtn’t be using your underage kids to shill for Bud – at least, not unless they’re also researching term papers on “The Dynamics of Sanctimonious Blather as Practiced by Money-Grubbing College Administrators. ”

The NCAA responds that it limits beer ads to just one minute per hour, which I suppose means that colleges should be congratulated for not being complete and utter whores.

Speaking of which, check out Penn State.

The school’s president once laughingly declared that binge drinking is the biggest issue facing American higher education – forgetting the teensy matter of skyrocketing tuition costs. The school has launched all kinds of anti-alcohol programs to urge/force 18-year-olders to put down their beers.

Naturally, they haven’t worked.

Every autumn, Penn State gets voted one of the top 10 party schools in America, and nearly every spring the kids riot downtown. In March 2001, they ransacked State College after Penn State’s loss to Temple in the Sweet 16.

This year, the Nittany Lion mascot appeared in a Budweiser ad during March Madness.

The irony is that the ad was one of those quasi public-service responsible-drinking ads. Still, PSU came off looking like a hypocrite.

The problem here is that college administrators, like the whole neo-prohibitionist crowd, are trying to tackle the problem of campus alcohol abuse from the wrong angle.

Instead of teaching a rational approach to alcohol consumption – for example, lowering the drinking age to 18 so that college students aren’t automatically breaking the law every time they crack open a can – they demonize it like a dangerous, addictive drug and seek to ban it outright.

Among the anti-TV ad campaign’s “key principles,” for example, is the assertion that “the link of alcohol with sports represents an unnatural and potentially destructive alliance which society has uncritically tolerated for too long. ”

Unnatural?

Pardon me while I tolerate myself a six-pack this Sunday afternoon when the Eagles take on the Giants.

This is exactly what the finger-waggers don’t understand about booze: It is, at its essence, liquid relaxation. We drink it because it makes us feel good. There is nothing more natural than sitting on your couch and watching a ballgame with a cold brew in your hand. And, by the way, the vast majority of us don’t abuse it, either.

Look, I’m for anything to reduce the number of commercials during games. I really don’t need to run to the bathroom before and after kickoffs.

But if alcohol-control advocates think that keeping the schools’ mitts out of the Anheuser-Busch money trough is the answer, they’re only fooling themselves. It might be the ethical thing to do, but it’s not going to stop kids from drinking.

If the colleges really want to send a positive message to their students about responsibility, about fair play, what they oughta do is give up the money-grubbing charade about amateur collegiate sports and pay the athletes who make all that money for them in the first place. Give the kids with the talent a cut of the advertising dollars – then get them to buy the next round.

Beer radar

Having plowed through that rant, you deserve advance warning on a spectacular Christmas brew that shows up in town this week. Get your hands on a case of Troegs Mad Elf Ale, a spicy, tart, burgundy-colored ale packed with an entirely deceptive 11 percent dose of alcohol. If you liked it last year, it’s even better this season. When I dropped by the Harrisburg brewery last week to scarf up a sample, it had already sold out. But a pallet or so of cases was expected to arrive in town today . . .

What beer do you serve with kangaroo meat? Monk’s Cafe (16th and Spruce streets, Center City) and beer author Stephen Beaumont punted on that one Tuesday at the Belgian beer bar’s exotic meats dinner. Instead of ale (might I suggest something hoppy?), they paired kangaroo wrapped in Japanese sticky rice with Morimoto Ginjo Sake . . .

Calendar

Today and tomorrow: Valley Forge Brewery Collectibles Show, at Sunnybrook Ballroom and Ortlieb’s Brewery & Grille (99 Sunnybrook Road, Pottstown). Bring those old cans sitting in your garage. Doors open 2 to 8 p.m. today, 8:30 a.m. to noon tomorrow. Tix: $5. Info: 610-439-8245.

Tonight: Alchemy Brewing with Bees, Herbs and Grains, a lecture by award-winning homebrewer Bob Grossman, at Eviama Life Spa (262 S. 16th St., Center City). A look at the way mankind has fermented natural plant life for thousands of years, and a taste of meads and old beer styles brewed from historic recipes. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. Tix: $25. Info: 215-545-3344.

Tonight: Brewer’s Reserve, featuring local winners at this year’s Great American Beer Festival, at Iron Hill Brewery & Restaurant (3 W. Gay St., West Chester). If you didn’t make it out to Denver this year, here’s a chance to taste medalists from Nodding Head, Sly Fox, Ortlieb’s, Stewart’s, McKenzie’s and Iron Hill. Free pint glasses for the first 50 guests. Doors open 6 p.m. No cover, pay as you go. Info: 610-738-9600.

Joe Sixpack, by Staff Writer Don Russell, was written this week with a bottle of Bell’s Oberon Ale.

 

 

What’s better: Scotch or bourbon?

IN THE drinking man’s world, there are certain decisions we must all make:

Draft vs. bottle.

Straight up vs. on the rocks.

Tastes great vs. less filling.

Your place vs. mine.

Difficult choices, surely. But there is one decision that transcends our existence on the bar stool. It is a choice of biblical proportions that will torment mankind into eternity, like good vs. evil.

I refer, of course, to scotch vs. bourbon.

Think about it: How many times have you heard normal people argue over whiskey? Usually, it’s an argument featuring Jack Daniels and tattoos, but in saner circles it boils down to this:

Either you drink scotch or you drink bourbon – but very few people drink both.

It’s like Ford vs. Chevy or PC vs. Mac. If you’re a bourbon drinker, you drink it for life. If you prefer scotch, you never step foot in Kentucky.

Joe Sixpack normally avoids these kinds of choices. To me, hard liquor is a jolting, tempting prelude to a more refreshing chaser – namely beer.

But deep down I know, sooner or later, I’ll have to answer to some greater power:

Are you a bourbon man or are you a scotch drinker?

It is a question that spurred the so-called Great Whiskey Debate, a gentlemanly set-to featuring two grand adversaries: Frederick Booker Noe, the great-grandson of Jim Beam, and Richard Paterson, master blender of The Dalmore single-malt Scotch whiskey.

(Actually, the Great Whiskey Debate is a marketing ploy to get drinkers to sample the distilleries’ products. But what the hell, as ploys go, this one was damn tasty. And, as the moderator said, if you don’t like this one, there’s always the Bud Light vs. Zima debate across town.)

Bourbon and scotch are basically the same thing. You start with beer – fermented malted barley – and distill the alcohol. Bourbon contains more corn, and it’s aged in charred oak barrels that are used just once. Scotch is aged far longer, usually in barrels that were previously used for sherry.

That’s about the only difference – and, yet, it’s the rare man who’ll drink both.

“Actually,” Noe said, “it’s not true that Kentuckians don’t drink bourbon. We had a guy who drank scotch back in 1965 . . . The National Guard escorted him to the state line.”

Paterson replied, “I have nothing against bourbon. Nothing. Or even the barefoot hillbillies that make it!

” . . . Scotland has been making scotch since 1494. Bourbon came 300 years later. We just regard bourbon as rather a fad drink.”

Fad or not, the main difference to me is in the throat. Scotch slides down like Allen Iverson going in for an uncontested finger-roll. Bourbon is more like A.I. scoring after slamming into Shaq.

The sensation is largely a product of aging. Bourbon is usually aged around eight years. Some of Scotland’s best only get going after 12 years in the barrel, and even then you only start to recognize the complex flavors of orange and honey. At least one of Dalmore’s bottles, known as Stillman’s Dram, is aged for 30 years.

Noe laughs at the eons spent in the barrel: “Our customers don’t wanna wait 30 years for a bottle!”

Noe and Paterson agree, though, that American drinkers are increasingly open to different tastes. Just as mainstream Bud drinkers will occasionally give a craft-brewed ale a chance, single malt scotch sippers are sampling the growing variety of small-batch bourbons.

As you might imagine, though, the Great Whiskey Debate fails to settle the burning question: Which is better?

“It’s a matter of personal preference,” Noe said.

And that’s what makes the world go round. Or, as Paterson observed, “They say that love makes the world go ’round. That’s absolute rubbish.

“Whiskey makes the world go round, but twice as fast!”

 Beer radar

Now pouring on local spigots: Yards Pynk, a raspberry-flavored Belgian-style ale . . . Double Bastard Ale, the latest three-liter bomber from California’s Stone Brewing, is headed our way next week . . . . In honor of Arnold’s election in California, Gen. Lafayette Inn & Brewery (646 Germantown Pike, Lafayette Hill) is serving up I’ll Be Bock.

It’s only Halloween, but Christmas beers are already showing up on area shelves. Early revelers include Sierra Nevada Celebration and a newbie from Bethlehem Brew Works (bottled at Weyberbacher) called Rudolph’s Reserve . . . Other cold-weather stuff: Troegs Winter Oatmeal Stout, Rogue Chocolate Stout and Stoudt’s Scotch Ale.

Fans of Straub’s, the all-natural beer from St. Mary’s, Pa., know how their favorite beer tastes straight from the bottle. But how ’bout Straub’s fajitas or cheesecake? Look for those and 95 other beer recipes in the “Straub Beer Cookbook” by John E. Schlimm Jr., the great-great grandson of the German immigrants who founded the brewery in the 1870s. It’s available from the brewery (814-834-2875) or online at www.jes2starstruck.com . . .

 Calendar

Tonight – Halloween costume party at Manayunk Brewery & Restaurant (4120 Main St., Manayunk.) Fresh beer, ghouls and prizes. Info: 215-482-8220.

Tuesday – Beer dinner featuring beers from Seattle’s Elysian Brewing Co., the Great American Beer Festival’s 2003 large brewpub of the year, at Monk’s Cafe (264 S. 16th St., Center City). Starts: 7 p.m.. Tix: $50. Info: 215-545-7005.

Nov. 7 – Oktoberfest, with the G.T.V. Almraush Schuhplattlers Bavarian dancers, at Cannstatter Volksfest (9130 Academy Road, Northeast). Oompah and German beer. Starts: 7 p.m. Info: www.cvvphilly.com or 215-672-9866. Tix: $7-$8.

Nov. 7 – Incubus Friday at Sly Fox Brewhouse and Eatery (Pikeland Village Square, Phoenixville). The award-winning brewpub releases its latest version of Incubus, the Trappist-style tripel, along with a bar-load of other Flanders faves. Info: 610-935-4540. Taps open: 5 p.m.

 Joe Sixpack, by Staff Writer Don Russell, was written this week with a bottle of Odell Cutthroat Porter.

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Debate? In the governor’s race, they vote for beer

JIM Gardner’s not even finished announcing the ground rules, and the first buck is in the jukebox at Dawson Street Pub in Manayunk.

The last debate in the fiercest mayoral election campaign in memory is on TV – an ideal opportunity for Philadelphians to listen to the candidates, to get a feel for their political views, to watch them get nasty.

To drink beer and listen to the Rolling Stones. “Who wants to watch this junk?” says the guy behind a mug of lager. Well, actually, I did. Or, more accurately, I wanted to watch the barroom watch the debate. Yet, at Manayunk’s neighborhood corner bars, there seemed little interest in the debate.

At Cheese’s, Ridge and Terrace, all five TVs were tuned to a rerun of “Friends.” At the Old Eagle, at Terrace and Markle, they were watching “Seinfeld ” and getting ready for the World Series. And at Grill’s, Terrace and Salaignac, they were watching “Sanford & Son.”

Said Henry the bartender: “I’d rather watch Fred. He makes more sense.”

At Dawson Street, “The Simpsons” usually are on the tube at this hour. This is the kind of bar where the reg’lars recite Marge’s dialog and relate to Homer in a real and personal way.

When I ask Jake the bartender to switch channels to the debate, he’s OK (I tip pretty good), but the rest of the room gives me the kind of groan that’s usually reserved for stale beer and soggy pretzels. Rather than argue, though, the guy with the lager stands up and hits the juke.

“I’m a monkey,” goes Mick Jagger.

“Who really cares?” wonders Maxine from Mount Airy. “I mean, I care, I guess. But nobody really cares about the election. “I don’t really think it’s that interesting.”

Not interesting? The mayor’s under a federal investigation and John Ashcroft of the Evil Empire is coming to town!

“Yeah, well,” says Maxine, taking a sip from her Bloody Mary, “I don’t think Mayor Street did something wrong.”

The Stones get louder, and Jake finally gets the closed-caption to work. Street is saying something about how nobody’s ever questioned his integrity.

“I guess he doesn’t read the newspaper,” laughs Dave Wilby, the owner. But Wilby doesn’t want to hear about FBI bugs in the mayor’s office or lawsuits against Katz – the topics that dominated last night’s debate.

“Those are non-issues,” he says. “Neither of the candidates should have to debate pending court cases. What they really should be talking about is urban blight, the state of the school district.”

Not that anyone in a barroom would care to listen. *

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Even George Washington liked a little pumpkin ale

EVERY AUTUMN, they roll out the pumpkin ale, which is a testament, I suppose, to mankind’s genetic impulse to take anything that grows and turn it into booze.

Sugar, rice, barley, potatoes, whatever – let’s cook it, ferment it and see what happens.

But pumpkins?

We’re talking jack-o’-lanterns, Charlie Brown and Linus, over the river and through the woods to your grandmother’s Thanksgiving pie. What kind of sick puppy came up with the idea of defiling an innocent melon with demon alcohol?

Would you believe George Washington?

That’s the story from Bill Owens, the former brewer who gets credit for reviving pumpkin ale almost 20 years ago.

“I was reading in a brewing book that Washington used squash in his mash,” Owens told me in a phone conversation this week. “I thought it was a great idea. ”

It was 1985, the early days of the American microbrew revolution. Adventurous young brewers, throwing off the shackles of 50 years of industrial lager monotony, were boldly experimenting with all kinds of ingredients.

Owens, who would become an icon in the craft beer movement, was running Buffalo Bill’s Brewery in Hayward, Calif.

He tried out a batch of ale with roasted pumpkins, and it tasted, well, like crap.

“There was no flavor,” Owens said. “If you think about it, pumpkin is basically a neutral starch that converts to sugar. Even if you cook it, there’s no real flavor there.”

What it was missing, he said, was all the good stuff your mom adds to her pumpkin pie recipe: cinnamon, ginger, cloves.

“So I walked to the grocery story across the street, picked up a can of pumpkin pie spices, brought it back and put it in a coffee pot and percolated a gallon of pumpkin pie juice.

“Voila, real pumpkin flavor!”

Even with a full-bodied taste, it might’ve been a one-time curiosity, disappearing into history with the likes of vanilla porter or gruit. After all, George Washington notwithstanding, America hasn’t exactly experienced a long-standing pumpkin ale tradition.

But somehow Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin Ale caught on. By 1988, the brewery was bottling it for national distribution; today, it’s the brewery’s best-known beer. (Another of Buffalo Bill’s older favorites, Alimony Ale – “the bitterest beer in America” – is no longer bottled.)

Owens left the brewery a couple years ago, but his pumpkin ale survives.

According to Buffalo Bill’s president Geoff Harries, the company this year produced about 60,000 cases, brewed and bottled at Portland Brewing.

“It’s a fun product for the season,” Harries said, explaining its popularity. “Anybody from Martha Stewart readers to, really, a cross-section of America, will enjoy it. It fits well for the season.”

Over the past 20 years, dozens of other breweries – from Dogfish Head in Delaware to Coors in Colorado – copied Owens’ original brew, introducing their own peculiar versions. The BeerAdvocate.Com lists more than 40 different pumpkin ales brewed across America.

Why has pumpkin ale remained so popular?

“Maybe there’s something subconscious about mom and homemade pie,” said Owens, who got out of the brewery business a couple of years ago. “Our memory banks go back to childhood, the holidays, our family. Something about pumpkin pie clicks. It’s in the deepest roots in our subconscious.”

 Gourd help us

So, how’s this stuff taste? Many beer-drinkers – especially those who aren’t fans of non-traditional ingredients – will find pumpkin ales smell better than they taste.

Matt Guyer of the Beer Yard (218 E. Lancaster Ave., Wayne) broke open a sixpack of pumpkin brews for me last week. Some quick notes:

  1. Buffalo Bill’s Pumpkin Ale: Gorgeous sparkling copper color, full pumpkin flavor.
  2. Post Road Pumpkin Ale: Decent spice. After the swallow, you’ll find the hops. From Brooklyn Brewing.
  3. Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale: Bitter, heavily hopped, huge in-your-face aroma but only a small spice taste.
  4. Dogfish Head Punkin’ Ale: Decent aroma, well-rounded flavor and big (7 percent alcohol).
  5. Blue Moon Pumpkin Ale:The spices aren’t noticeable till you let this one warm up a few minutes. From Coors.
  6. Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale: A wheat brew, this is the spiciest I tasted; sweet as a Tastykake, but not cloying.

 Beer radar

Since Owens left the beer business, he’s been concentrating on his career in photography. He also publishes an online newsletter on distilling.

For a free copy, contact him at distilling@aol.com . . . As for Buffalo Bill ‘s, look for a new seasonal brew next spring: Orange Blossom Cream Ale . . .

Bad-ass labels are the latest beer trend. Arrogant Bastard from California’s Stone Brewing proclaims it’s “an aggressive beer . . . you probably won’t like.” Dirty Bastard is a scotch ale from Grand Rapids, Mich. Old Engine Oil from Harviestoun Brewery in Scotland is aged six months in single malt whiskey casks. La Terrible, from Canada’s Unibroue, is coffeelike, with 10.5 percent alcohol . . .

Meanwhile, Sam Adams Chocolate Bock, with chocolate from truffle-maker Scharffen Berger, probably tastes a lot better than it sounds . . . Sam Adams Boston Lager wasn’t doing so well when the Red Sox visited Yankee Stadium this week, according to the New York Post. “We put some Sam Adams out to be hospitable,” a bartender at the Stadium Pub said. “I sold three” . . .

The Times of London reports a recent Campaign for Real Ale beer festival committed the unthinkable: It ran out of beer halfway through the event. An official from the local tourist board reportedly had to go run out and buy wine to keep the guests happy . . . In Munich, Oktoberfest visitors drained 6.1 million liters of beer in two weeks, or about the average weekend consumption at a Drexel frat house . . .

Last column, I wrote that – considering the lack of alcohol – commenting on the quality of near beer was a waste of time. Maybe I was a bit hasty. Turns out Miller Brewing has issued a recall on 12-packs of Sharp’s N.A. The problem? They contain real beer . . .

 Attention Toto

Joe Sixpack will be the featured guest at this weekend’s Midwest Beerfest in lovely Wichita, Kan. If you’re in the area (or if you can don’t mind driving 1,400 miles for a beer), stop by for my chat at tonight’s World Beer Dinner at the Hyatt Regency. The event is sponsored by the American Institute of Wine & Food, so I’ll be preaching to the sinners.

Tomorrow’s festival features more than 200 beers. I’ll conduct the world’s most unfair beer tasting, matching hand-crafted micros against factory-made megabrews. Predicted blowout of the day: New Belgium 1554 Brussels Black Ale vs. Beck’s Dark.

 Calendar

Tomorrow: Great Eastern Invitational Microbrewer’s Festival at Stoudt’s Brewing (Route 272, Adamstown, Pa.), with beers from 20 regional breweries. Tix: $24. Info: 717-484-4386.

Thursday: Oktoberfest at Dogfish Head Brewings & Eats (320 Rehoboth Ave., Rehoboth Beach, Del.). German-style food and Dogfish Head beer, proceeds go to the Lower Delaware Autism Foundation. Tix: $25. Info: 302-226-BREW.

Oktoberfest promo at O’Neal’s Pub (611 S. 3rd St., near South Street), with Victory Fest drafts in a limited-edition, take-home one-litre Octoberfest glass. Info: 215-574-9495.

Oct. 28: Beer dinner at Brandywine Brewing Co. (3801 Kennet Pike, Greenville, Del.), with brewmaster Garrett Oliver of Brooklyn Brewing. Oliver will pair his brews with beers from the award-winning Freeminer Brewery of Britain, served with a menu by Brandywine chef Thom McMullen. Tix: $85, including an autographed copy of Oliver’s book, “The Brewmasters Table.” Info: 302-655-8000.

Oct. 29: Twenty-fourth anniversary party at O’Neal’s Pub. Beer bar rolls back the prices to 1979. No cover. Info: 215-574-9495.

 Joe Sixpack, by Staff Writer Don Russell, was written this week with a bottle of Dominion Stout.

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It was near, but not very dear

“The man who called it ‘near beer’ was a bad judge of distance.”  – W.C. Fields

THIS autumn marks the 70th anniversary of the demise of the scourge of our favorite adult beverage:

Near beer.

Oh, the non-alcoholic brew is still around, for reasons that escape my ethyl-disoriented gourd. But 1933 – the end of Prohibition – was also the end of government-mandated near beer.

During the U.S. alky drought, Eliot Ness and company had made certain that the few breweries that somehow managed to duck Carrie Nation’s axe produced only beer minus buzz.

Thus, if you wanted a lager or ale, near beer was the nearest you could get to the real stuff.

Technically, it wasn’t really a beer – the labels called it a “cereal beverage.”

But the beverage started out as real beer. The alcohol was removed, usually by boiling or vacuuming off the booze.

Yum.

Philadelphians subsisted on Puritan or Birell from Schmidt’s, Sansco from Arnholt & Schaefer, and something called Maola from Liebert & Obert (now the site of Yards Brewing in Kensington). Elsewhere, Pabst poured Pablo, Schlitz foamed Famo, Miller made Vivo, Stroh had something called Lux-o, and Anheuser-Busch brewed Bevo.

(Yuengling, America’s oldest brewery, also brewed a near beer. But its big bucks apparently came from ice cream.)

How’d the near beer taste? One food authority described it as “such a wishy-washy, thin, ill-tasting, discouraging sort of slop that it might have been dreamed up by a Puritan Machiavelli with the intent of disgusting drinkers with genuine beer forever.”

Of course, says Pennsylvania brewery historian Rich Wagner, the temptation was to just sell the real beer. Breweries were constantly exploiting loopholes, claiming, for example, that all those kegs of full-strength beer in the back room were “aging.”

“They’d tell the authorities that the vats developed a leak, and they had to keg it,” Wagner laughs. “Or maybe they’d have to keep the beer fridges running, or else the vats would explode.

“There was always an emergency!”

And what about all the alcohol that had been removed? If you knew where to look, you could find it sold in a separate vial – for medicinal purposes, naturally. Bootleggers often re-injected the alcohol with a syringe, creating a brew known as “needle beer.”

That was hardly adequate for the suds-thirsty masses.

In 1923, one newspaper report cried, “Beer with a kick to it, if too long denied the millions who clamor for it and turn up their noses at the Volsteadized beverage, may bring about bloody revolution in this country some day.”

It wasn’t revolt, but on Oct. 5, 1931, Philadelphia baseball fans showed their displeasure at the World Series. With President Herbert Hoover in attendance at Shibe Park, boo-birds disrupted the game with a thundering chant, “We want beer!”

Prohibition finally ended in April 1933, when real beer was legalized. By autumn, the remaining bottles of near beer had mostly disappeared from shelves.

I know, N.A. beer is still around. O’Doul’s, Buckler, Clausthaler, Kaliber, Sharp’s – in the spirit of the the end of Prohibition, I think I’ll pass.

Gimme a real beer instead.

Still curious about near beer and the dark ages of beer? Rich Wagner will lecture on “Philadelphia Breweries During Prohibition” at 2 p.m., Oct. 11, at Yards Brewery, 2439 Amber St. The event is free and open to the public.

 Heavy medal

Local brewers are boasting that the awards at this year’s Great American Beer Festival, held last weekend in Denver, are proof of the region’s wide range of beer expertise.

While other areas are known for specific types of beer (highly hopped pale ales on the West Coast, for example), they note that Philadelphia-area brewers won medals for everything from standard lagers to exotic lambics.

“Our area brewers won for Belgians, dunkels, even a Berliner weisse,” crowed Sly Fox brewer Brian O’Reilly, who took home a bronze for his pils. “I don’t think locals really appreciate how much good beer there is in the East.”

The other big story was the return of Bill Moore. The highly regarded former brewer at Stoudt’s had been out of the limelight for several years, scrambling for work after the collapse of Independence Brewing.

But he’s back at Ortlieb’s Brewery & Grille at the Sunnybrook Ballroom in Pottstown.

And he scored big with a his Ortlieb’s Select 69 Lager, taking home a silver in the European-style pilsener category. It was his first GABF medal since 1998.

“For us here, we really kind of entered it to show people we’re making what we think are world-class beers,” Moore said. “Out here in Pottstown, there are not a whole lot of beer geeks. But people starting to travel here now.”

If you can’t make the trip west, the beer is available in Center City at Maggiano’s Little Italy, 1201 Filbert St.

 Calendar

Tomorrow: Oktoberfest at Triumph Brewing (400 Union Square, New Hope). Sample beers from 10 local breweries at Triumph’s new brewpub next to the old New Hope & Ivyland Railroad station. Crafts, live German music and food, with proceeds benefiting the James A. Michener Art Museum. 1-5 p.m., $15 for unlimited beer samples, 215-862-8300.

Sunday: Oktoberfest at Stoudt’s Brewing (Route 272, Adamstown). Music, food, German-style brews – you know the drill. 717-484-4386.

Thursday: Oktoberfest at Iron Hill Brewery & Restaurant (all four locations, in West Chester; Media; Newark, Del.; and the newest in Wilmington). Chefs prepare traditional dishes as well as their own interpretations of Germany’s cuisine, matching the brewery’s Oktoberfest beer. The festival continues on each Thursday of the month. 610-738-9600.

 Joe Sixpack, by Staff Writer Don Russell, was written this week with a glass of St. Bernardus Abt 12.

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Tonight, let it be the REAL Lowenbrau

THE FEEL-GOOD story of this year’s Oktoberfest is Lowenbrau. After nearly being sent to a watery grave by Miller Brewing, the lager is reclaiming its foothold as one of America’s favorite Germans.

You remember the god-awful Miller days, right? Back in 1975 – after a mere six centuries of developing its reputation as one of the world’s finest breweries – Lowenbrau got greedy and sold its name and its soul to Miller, which marketed its own, domestic-made version of the German lager in America.

Unfortunately, the Milwaukee lunkheads were more interested in selling their insipid Lite than producing an authentic Munich lager. The recipe lost its bite, and Lowenbrau was soon little more than overpriced bilgewater.

And those commercials – I still can’t get that dopey jingle out of my head:

Here’s to good friends, tonight is kind of special.

The beer we’ll pour, must say something more, somehow.

So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.

Never mind that, pronounced correctly, it’s Loo-vein-broy, Miller’s version wasn’t about anything special. It was simply a crass marketing ploy to lure yuppies away from Heineken.

Even fabled Lowenbrau Dark suffered the Miller treatment. Beer Philadelphia publisher Jim Anderson once memorably remarked that it tasted like it had been flavored with a brown crayon.

When the Miller pact ended in 1999, Labatt took over the reins and brought in German brewing experts to revive the original recipe. The taste improved but, still, you couldn’t get over the fact that now the bottle said “Made in Canada.”

This year, the original Lowenbrau is back in America.

Proudly proclaiming “Imported from Munich, Germany,” this is the Lowenbrau I remember from my earliest drinking days. The so-called Original lager is crisp and utterly refreshing. The Oktoberfest is rich and malty.

Try to get your hands on one of those 5-liter draft cans – they’re perfect for your own Oktoberfest.

Munich’s Oktoberfest starts at noon tomorrow and runs till Oct. 5. Lowenbrau is one of the six official beers of the festival. Here are the others:

  • Augustiner: Founded in a monastery in 1328, it’s the favorite of Munich, but the hardest to find in America.
  • Spaten: The original Oktoberfest beer (first made in 1872), it’s now the traditional first keg tapped at Oktoberfest. Founded in 1397.
  • Hacker-Pschorr: Started by the Pschorr family in 1417; introduced the first Bavarian Weisse.
  • Hofbrau: Founded in 1589 as the royal brewhaus; responsible for introducing the bock to Germany.
  • Paulaner: Now the world’s most popular Oktoberfest. Founded in 1634.

A sixpack of unofficial Oktoberfests

  1.  Oktoberfish. The classic fest from Cherry Hill’s Flying Fish. Available only on tap. Special non-gassed casks tonight at Grey Lodge (6235 Frankford Ave., Mayfair) and McGlinchey’s (259 S. 15th St., Center City) on Oct. 3.
  2. Dogfish Head Punkin’ Ale. Not an Oktoberfest, not even a lager. But it’s perfect for autumn. This spicy brown ale, brewed with pumpkins, is named for the annual Punkin’ Chunkin Festival held the weekend after Halloween near Lewes, Del.
  3. Ayinger Oktober Fest-Marzen. Available on tap in America this season for the first time ever.
  4. Engel Oktoberfest. A bit hoppier than the traditional recipe.
  5. Victory Festbier. Beer fans go nuts for Victory’s bigger, hoppier flavors (HopDevil, Storm King), but this is the beer that shows you the brewery’s greatness. A perfectly made lager.
  6. Stoudt’s Oktoberfest. A nice flavor in the 25-ounce bottles, but I favor the Blonde Double MaiBock for an even fuller (and easier-to-find) kick.

Beer radar

Considering their 0-2 start, isn’t it obvious that the Eagles’ ban on locally made beer at their new stadium is coming back to haunt them? As reader Mark Wilgus notes, one of the region’s most popular breweries is even mentioned in the Birds’ fight song: Fly Eagles fly, on the road to Victory!  “Everyone raising a cold HopDevil at once,” Wilgus imagines. “Ahhh, wouldn’t it be great?” Yeah, that and a few more Yards on offense . . .

Word on the street is Sam Adams Scotch Ale, an old favorite from Boston Beer that had been discontinued, will return to the shelves sometime next year . . . Rolling Rock, meanwhile, is phasing out its near-invisible Rock Light and will replace it with low-carb Rock Green Light . . .

Other new stuff on area shelves: big bottles of Rogue Imperial Pilsner, Stone 7th Anniversary Ale and Avery Ten.

The owners of one of the city’s best beer bars, Standard Tap, were set last night to open their new Fishtown joint at Frankford and Girard. Called Johnny Brenda’s (the same name the neighborhood spot has held since the ’60s) it’ll feature three cask beers, including Yards made just up the street. . . . You might’ve heard that Miller is producing bottles of Lite with photos of its gorgeous Catfight babes. Meanwhile, a new promo from Labatt offers a case of Blue with your photo on the label. Available only in Canada for now, at $58.95 it sounds like a bargain, assuming you’re not ugly . . .

Hey, don’t steal those beer glasses – get them for free at Eulogy Belgian Tavern (136 Chestnut St., Old City). On Tuesday nights, order a pair of Stella Artois, Leffe Brune or Hoegaarden, and you get a goblet to take home . . .

Calendar

Tonight: Yarrrr . . . , celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day at the Grey Lodge. There be beer and booty, mateys. Info: 215-624-2969.

Tomorrow: Oktoberfest Block Party, in front of Ludwig’s Garten (1315 Sansom St., Center City). If you don’t get your fill of oompah, this annual blowout will run next weekend, too. Wash down the wurst with brews from Engel and Leikeim. Serving: noon to 8 p.m. Info: 215-985-1525.

All weekend: Lancaster Liederkranz, a traditional Oktoberfest featuring a pig roast and polka. Tix: $5. Info: 717-898-8451.

Sunday: Sippin’ by the River at Festival Pier, Penn’s Landing. Assuming the riverfront hasn’t been Isabeled, wine, food and, of course, locally brewed beer will be the focus of this popular annual event. Tix: $30 ($25 advance). Info: 215-922-2386.

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