One of the simple yet overlooked joys of beer is that it comes in a bottle or a can, ready to drink. Grab an opener or just yank the pull-tab, and you’re good to go. No assembly required.
Which is why the arrival of any new, high-tech beer-dispensing gadget gives me pause. Put me in the if-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it league.
That seems to be the case with the “revolutionary” Fizzics portable draft beer system, a Mr. Coffee-like contraption that sucks beer out of ...