Like most numbskull ideas, this one sounded perfectly sane at the time.
The “time,” not surprisingly being the end of a long, confused night at a Center City tap room a couple weeks ago, when a pal told me, “Yo, did you know March 1st is National Beer Day in Iceland? “
Who cares? It’s too freaking cold up there, … Read the rest
Thirty-six – I counted ’em – 36 different Northwest brews tickled Joe Sixpack’s polished tonsils last week.
Others would call that a binge. I prefer “fact-finding mission.”
The scene was Portland, Ore., which – with all due respect to Philly, Denver and San Francisco – is the undisputed craft-beer capital of America. Though one-third the size of Philadelphia, the City … Read the rest
PARIS – Your eyes do not deceive you, mon ami. As the dateline sez, your People Paper beer correspondent has been dispatched across the Atlantic, to wine country.
No, I’ve not forsaken the grain for the grape. The byline, after all, is Joe Sixpack – not Pierre Carafe.
Nor is this some lame-brain editorial diversity scheme to reach out … Read the rest
Ahoy, matey. Pull up your stool and listen ye closely as Cap’n Sixpack chills your spine with a terrible tale of seven dreadful nights adrift upon the high seas.
Neither pirates nor man-eating urchins plagued our odyssey. This fearless crew faced challenges of an even more evil sort:
A boatful of bad beer.
I shudder as the memory creases my … Read the rest